Friday and saturday.

Yesterday was fully joke, dylan got owned in the face by josh with a dodgeball that was an epic shot but his heads not that hard to miss. Then in art i pwned daniel in the face, full on slapped him and my hand was covered in paste omg was joke, his face actually looked like a baboons arse after itd just dont a shit LOL.

After that it died a bit, and when i got home i just sprayed my bike and ate haribos :/ but today has been boring, theres fuck all to do so ive been doing my bike and watching transporter 3, fuck coursework if mrs moorhouse wants it done she can get of her jewish french wannabe ass and do it herself.

Lowe the beef. =D

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Todays been rather hillarious, especially in english lol thanks to marc harvey and daniel, we literally just beat the shit out of each other with daniels condom hat :L
Thats about the best bit of my day, which is gay but its nearly the weekend thank fuck i cant be arsed with mr hills scrotum like face its annoying.
One thing about today is that its been a month since i asked emma out, its been a very good month in all and im glad i asked her =] ly emma x.

Now i be off to watch big bang theory and eat salted snacks, over and out (Y)

Pakkistan is not in india.... :O

Lol today was joke for a wednesday, everyone was on some shitty trip but heyhoe.
I walked to school with emma today cus she went for an interview which was nice cus its usually a long boring walk alone, and in art i made a paper penis, i just hope the glue sets, me and ryan are planning on extending it another 11 and a half feet and using it to hit people, like a penis lightsaber...

The best subject by far was english, we played articulate and i didnt know it but im the master of monks and wildlife programmes, but from the name of todays post not countries :/ i thought pakkistan was in india LOL
Marc made me lol like always and david was just a prik but a funny prik.

I've been getting hassel of mrs moorhouse but i farted near her tea so i got my revenge =D mwuhahhahahaha! and then i realised im 18 next year, man thats gone quick i can remember the first time i jacked of to american pie wat a day.

Peace out gangsters, reppin for nottz and shizz blad. (Y)

LaraKiara and the puff with wrinkley hands

Today was soo long, but it was so funny especially in science when we played piggy in the middle with daniels hat and he somehow slowed down time and caught the hat and ended the game which was gay but his angry face looks like the back end of an angry camel :P its soo funny, and lol at marc the metal bit on the hat hit him in the mouth, man felt dead. What is it with peoples obsession with beanies, i dont get it?
Dinner was boring but lara made me laugh, we just sat there and starred at lukes grandad hand it was wierd...
Then emma came to mine and had spag-heeeti-bolognese and we cotched which was fun because last time i saw her was a week ago =[

Nothing to exciting today just the same old shit, jokes and random blokes doing shizz :P

It Touched My willy, You Can Have it Back if You want...

I hade science x2 today, and this is what im working on, i thought its about time a hippys flower power came up against Vadars death grip... this is only the first page, i havnt got round to the rest, i will though it should be good =].

Anyway today has been slow but very funny, it started with me getting out of bed only to realise i was already wearing my school uniform, but i dont remember putting it on... then the usual stuff, and eventually after being kicked out of asda, school. I was 'escorted' out of asda because i wanted my monster fix but apparently 16 isnt old enough to buy it, so i said to the shop assistant 'thats bull your just trying to piss me off' then i got angry and threw the drink on the floor, she then said 'yeah now your going to have to pay for that', i returned 'but you just said im to young to buy it, so no turdface' and thats where i got the boot :/ its not the first time but it was worth it to piss someone of :P
Then came some shit subjects i have no intention of wasting my time typing about, brake etc, until dinner which was quite funny, i bought pringles, shared them of course mother fucking daisy took 2 when she asked for 1 i will get my revenge, unlike lara who was very polite and said 'tim can i have loads' and took 4 thats how you should ask for pringles, and then lauren and luke made a big mess lol, ow well. Finally thank fuck it was science sitting next to my homies marc and harvey, on one side i had sexual comments and the other a discussion about who will get punched and why and how many times.

Holly im sorry for saying you smelt like fart, you didnt i dont know what it was im very sorry, and if your wondering about the name of this post, i put emma brays braclet down my boxers and it touched my willy.
But now im just bored fuckless, waiting for my curry and drawing. Today was funny but tomorrow should be eventful.

In a bizzle niggas... (Y)

Excuse my bed hair, this is the multi technique shell i decided to draw, lol what a waste of 15 minutes, its pen and wash, sketch, fine liner, biro detail, and shading with pen overlay.

Numero Uno

Ok so i decided to make a blog becuase alot of people are doing it and i felt kinda left out, my lifes not that interesting but if someone reads this and laughs then ill be happy. Today has been slow, like any sunday i just spent today spray painting my bike and watching films on sky not very exciting, but hopefully tomorrow will be better, i think ill post some pics of my bike when its done, if i ever finish it that is im to lazy for my own good sometimes, but to start of with ive been told i need to put some pictures up of my tekken fights :P now for anybody that doesnt know, science = boring so i decided to make comic strips of differant teachers in a tekken style fight scenes against a well known character or celeb, ill post up a new one every time i have science, marc thinks there funny so they must be good, but for now im going to work on my blogs template. So night, lol bit of a shit first post but hey hoe sundays arent that postable.